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Panel 1: Frances and Stefan are standing in a room with a painting of a serene sunset on the wall. Stefan's holding a cane. Frances says to him, "You know, I thought this was like a midlife crisis thing, but you're just LIKE THIS. And I keep falling for it!"

Panel 2: She keeps talking as she turns away from him, "And your biggest worry is that someone will find out I'm not your 'old friend.' Next time you and your girlfriend get hit by a car, call someone else."

Panel 3: Frances is now holding an envelope and Stefan looks a bit forlorn. She continues, "I've been carrying this around for months. They're signed. We're divorced. Goodbye, Stefan."